Future Ideas
Ideas for future screenings.
โ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ Ready-to-go pairs
| Theme | Film 1 | Film 2 | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| ๐น๐ท Turkey Week 3 | Turkish E.T. (1984) or Karate Girl (1973) |
Turkish The Exorcist (1974) or many others |
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| Escape Room (2017) | Escape Room (2017) | Escape Room (2017) | No clue if these films are actually funny bit it would be a good meme. |
| ๐ฑ๐ฉ The week where Chloe dies | Racing Stripes | The Cat in the Hat | |
| ๐พ Documentaries on Niche Sports 2 | Pecking Order (2017) | Set! (2021) | More in the genre here |
| ๐ Bad YA Book Adaptations | Chaos Walking (2021) | Eragon (2006) | This was discussed in the pub, good luck. Feel like you need Simon, Chloe, or others who grew up with these to get suitably angry at them. |
| ๐ Very Low-Grossing films with Matthew McConaughey | Glory Daze (1995) | Tiptoes (2002) | PROCEED WITH CAUTION. |
| ๐ฆ๐ Cephalopod Week | It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955) | Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001) | It Came Beneath looks like a classic 50s film, Octopus 2 was picked to fit the theme. Alex has it on DVD if it can't be found anywhere. |
| ๐ช๐ฌ Egypt week | The Madness of Youth (1975) | Helali's Fist (1991) | Cannot remember what these are, think they're on KG. This is completely blind they're pretty obscure. |
| ๐ชจ Asteroids from 1998 week | Armageddon (1998) | Deep Impact (1998) | Very long! 4.5 hours! |
| ๐งโ๐ค Musical biopic week | Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) | Stardust (2020) | This is a long one, Stardust might just be anger-inducing too. |
| Cross over/parody TV | Top Ground Gear Force | Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998) (red dwarf-themed parody of Can't Cook Won't Cook) | |
| ๐ต๐ฑ Poland week 2 | Kiler (1997) | Curse of Snakes Valley (1988) | |
| ๐ซ Fake documentaries | The Day Britain Stopped (2003) | Death of a President (2006) | Fake docs on the death of George Bush and a big traffic jam. |
| 4Kids week | A Yu-Gi-Oh movie (the 2004 one, I dunno? it has awful ratings | The Digimon Movie (2000?) | (Yes I know 4Kids never touched Digimon but I dunno what else to call it) |
| โป๏ธ Films mentioned in other vcinema films | Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970) | Krush Groove (1985) |
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| ๐ GCSE English | Of Mice and Men (1992) or Of Mice and Men (1939) or Lord of the Flies (1963) or Lord of the Flies (1990) |
The Woman in Black (2012) or The Woman in Black (1989) or The Woman in Black (1914) or The Crucible or An Inspector Calls or etc. |
Lots of choices! Are they any good! |
| Damn it's 1977 and star wars just came out time to make a rip off | Message from Space (1978) | The Black Hole (1979) | Bet there is loads more to choose from, see also Battle Beyond the Stars (1980) |
| ๐ณ Found Footage | [REC] (2007) | V/H/S (2012) | |
| ๐ Internet Horror | Choose or Die (2022) | Ringu (1998) |
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| ๐ Horror anthologies | Tales from the Crypt (1972) or Shake Rattle & Roll (1984) |
V/H/S (2012) or The ABCs of Death (2012) |
Again there's loads. |
| ๐ฅ 8mm films 3 | A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1983) (LB) | Satan War (1979) (LB) or Deadlock (2007) |
Super scuffed 8mm films that will look like Things at best, we're deep into obscure amateur hour here. See this Letterboxd list and pray its on KG. Deadlock is a 40m Finnish slasher. |
| Gloucester FGC Week ๐ฅ | Street FIghter (1994) | Tekken (2010) | There's also a 2010 King of Fighters film but does anyone care about that franchise? |
| Bad Animated Movies | Rover Dangerfield (1991) | Leo the Lion (2005) | |
| ๐ญ Shakespeare plays adapted to mid-2000s teen comedies 2 | Rave Macbeth (2001) | Macbeth (2005) (MacChef) | |
| 6๏ธโฃ Spooky films with multiple number 6s in the name | HorrorTales.666 (2003) | 616: Paranormal Incident (2013) | HorrorTales.666 is not porn I swear. Paranormal is Simon's suggestion |
| ๐ Rat week 2 | MouseHunt (1997) | The Rats (2002) | Apparently a lot of good rat films, check the list. |
| ๐ช๐บ European shorts |
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Loads, just search CG for a country. |
| ๐ช what if women could be psychotic killers too? | Me You Madness (2021) | American Psycho 2 (2002) | |
| ๐ธ๐ฌ Singapore week | Cleopatra Wong (1978) | The Medium (1992) | |
| ๐ฑโ๐ป Cringe hacker documentaries | We Are Legion: The Story of the Hacktivists (2012) | Cyberpunk (1990) |
๐ฝ๏ธ๐๏ธ Other films
- Hercules Returns
- The galaxy invader 1985
- Wicked World - from things director/producer
- Anything Rudy ray moore did
- Dick Turpin 2 (very exclusive, made by weird man, trailer)
- Ssssssss (snake)
- Some other Godfrey Ho ninja film (the Protector?)
- Two of a Kind (vcinema all-stars John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John)
- BIGFOOT VS DB COOPER ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
- Uninvited
- Crazy Fat Ethel 2 (gimme those pretzels granny)
- Double dragon
- No Orchids for Miss Blandish (1948)
- Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo (has ice-t in)
- Flesh Eating Mothers
- Japanese Cube Remake
- More Wakaliwood films - Crazy World
- Sniper Special Ops
- Killing American Style (Samurai Cop director, โRobert Zโdar sex sceneโ ooh err)
- The Toxic Avenger
- Partners (2009)
- Eli Roth movies?? (Green inferno, cabin fever?) Donโt know how funny theyโd be tbh
- Magicians (mitchell and webb + plus writers of peep show, but not very good. Might just be really boring)
- Soldier (1989) (xavi suggestion, "the original blade runner sequel")
- Shakma (1990) (little monkey fella popped out)
- Death Race 3: Inferno (2013)
- Delicatessen (1991) (not bad, but it is weird and also foreign)
- HorrorTales.666 (2003) (very funny cover, very hard to find. Might be porn?)
- Splatter Farm (1987)
- 666 (Beware the End Is at Hand) (2007) (nigerian, half of it is just a random guy preaching in the street and pubs)
- The Gene Generation (2007)
- Goodbye, 20th Century (1998) (edgy santa, hits Repulic of Macedonia)
- Chaku Master (1974) (another brucespolitation film, this time with bruce ly. yiannis and markus swear by this, and alex had to buy it on dvd twice to get a copy so we are watching it)
- Films with Familiar Names 2:
- More 3d films
- Typically requires a 3D Blu-ray release that is accessible as an ISO or pre-ripped side-by-side version that can then be converted to anaglyph. See Tech.
- Comin' at Ya (1981)
- Halloween III (1982)
- Amityville 3D (1983)
- Plastigrams (1920s tech demos)
- Basket Case (1982) (whats in the basket?)
- Laserblast (1978) (laserblaaaast)
- Blackbird (2022) (hyped new bad film, see here and here)
- Ultra Warrior (1990) (the ultimate in cut-and-paste films. article from the film's editor here, featured in this BOTW episode)
- El Mariachi (1992) (mexican, first film from vcinema favourite Robert Rodriguez, very low budget but apparently very good)
- Plaga zombie (1997) or Plaga zombie: Zona mutante (2001) (Argentinian, reviews seem very split, some like the first better some like the sequel better)
- Forbidden Power (2018) (described as very breen-like, the director wrote an insane essay on the making of it)
- Ninja Busters (1984) (same director as Forbidden Power, reviews well)
- The Lost Empire (1984) (same director as Chopping Mall, amazing trailer, golden bat nemesis, cheap gladiator combat, everything??)
- When Evil Calls (2006) (2006 wish upon, released as a miniseries but total runtime is 74 mins)
- The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974) (simon suggestion)
- An Unattached Unit (1993) (another north korean film)
- Alien Autopsy (2006) (ant & dec alien conspiracy, sarah suggestion, simon "hates ant & dec")
- Robot in the Family (1994) (mind-melting family film)
- Neo Tokyo (1987) (cool visuals anthology film that only runs to 50 minutes, good if we need something short to pair with a longer film)
midroll
- Films from the British Council film archive (as seen in EMFcamp talk):
- BFI Archive Collection
๐ผ๐ถ musicals
- Rent (Is it bad or just aggrivating I honestly have no clue)
- Schlock (debut of John Landis (blues brothers, kentucky fried movie), precisely one list on Letterboxd claims this is a musical and nobody else does)
- Meet the Feebles (1989) Since the last Peter Jackson film went down well
- Dear Evan Hansen (2021) (might be a bit long and a bit just bad? but it's caused quite the stir)
The following are recommended by alexโs sister
- The Last Five Years (good? Memento but with anna kendrick)
- Hair (60s - made to be controversial and has no plot on stage, film backports a plot)
- Across the Universe (beatles, itโs good, then they do lsd and itโs no longer good)
๐บ tv shows
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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998) (red dwarf-themed parody of Can't Cook Won't Cook)
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Childrens TV/Gameshows - Trapped, Raven ect.
๐ญ๐ผ๏ธ kino
- Pink Flamingos
- The Holy Mountain
๐ Christmas
- A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
- This Letterboxd list has a load of Christmas-horror films for December
- Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
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- Any fucking dog movie
- Baby's Day Out
- Shrek Retold
- Sharknado
- Star Wars Holiday Special
- Gingerweed Man
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