Future Ideas
Ideas for future screenings.
βοΈπ³οΈ Ready-to-go pairs
| Theme | Film 1 | Film 2 | Notes |
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| πΉπ· Turkey Week 3 | Turkish E.T. (1984) or Karate Girl (1973) |
Turkish The Exorcist (1974) or many others |
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| Escape Room (2017) | Escape Room (2017) | Escape Room (2017) | No clue if these films are actually funny bit it would be a good meme. |
| π±π© The week where Josh dies | Racing Stripes | The Cat in the Hat | |
| πΎ Documentaries on Niche Sports 2 | Pecking Order (2017) | Set! (2021) | More in the genre here |
| π Bad YA Book Adaptations | Chaos Walking (2021) | Eragon (2006) | This was discussed in the pub, good luck. Feel like you need Simon, Josh, or others who grew up with these to get suitably angry at them. |
| π Very Low-Grossing films with Matthew McConaughey | Glory Daze (1995) | Tiptoes (2002) | PROCEED WITH CAUTION. |
| π¦π Cephalopod Week | It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955) | Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001) | It Came Beneath looks like a classic 50s film, Octopus 2 was picked to fit the theme. Alex has it on DVD if it can't be found anywhere. |
| πͺπ¬ Egypt week | The Madness of Youth (1975) | Helali's Fist (1991) | Cannot remember what these are, think they're on KG. This is completely blind they're pretty obscure. |
| πͺ¨ Asteroids from 1998 week | Armageddon (1998) | Deep Impact (1998) | Very long! 4.5 hours! |
| π§βπ€ Musical biopic week | Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) | Stardust (2020) | This is a long one, Stardust might just be anger-inducing too. |
| Cross over/parody TV | Top Ground Gear Force | Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998) (red dwarf-themed parody of Can't Cook Won't Cook) | |
| π΅π± Poland week 2 | Kiler (1997) | Curse of Snakes Valley (1988) | |
| π« Fake documentaries | The Day Britain Stopped (2003) | Death of a President (2006) | Fake docs on the death of George Bush and a big traffic jam. |
| 4Kids week | A Yu-Gi-Oh movie (the 2004 one, I dunno? it has awful ratings | The Digimon Movie (2000?) | (Yes I know 4Kids never touched Digimon but I dunno what else to call it) |
| β»οΈ Films mentioned in other vcinema films | Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970) | Krush Groove (1985) |
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| π GCSE English | Of Mice and Men (1992) or Of Mice and Men (1939) or Lord of the Flies (1963) or Lord of the Flies (1990) |
The Woman in Black (2012) or The Woman in Black (1989) or The Woman in Black (1914) or The Crucible or An Inspector Calls or etc. |
Lots of choices! Are they any good! |
| Damn it's 1977 and star wars just came out time to make a rip off | Message from Space (1978) | The Black Hole (1979) | Bet there is loads more to choose from, see also Battle Beyond the Stars (1980) |
| ππ§ Spooky 3D | Jaws 3 (1983) | Saw 3D (2010) | |
| π³ Found Footage | [REC] (2007) | V/H/S (2012) or Nightmare Code (2014) |
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| π Internet Horror | Choose or Die (2022) or Ringu (1998) |
Nightmare Code (2014) |
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| π Horror anthologies | Juju Stories (2022) or Tales from the Crypt (1972) |
V/H/S (2012) or The ABCs of Death (2012) |
Again there's loads. |
| π₯ 8mm films | Treasure of the Ninja (1987) (LB) | A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1983) (LB) or Satan War (1979) (LB) |
Super scuffed 8mm films that will look like Things at best, we're deep into obscure amateur hour here. See this Letterboxd list and pray its on KG. We've got Treasure on Blu-Ray. |
| Gloucester FGC Week π₯ | Street FIghter (1994) | Tekken (2010) | There's also a 2010 King of Fighters film but does anyone care about that franchise? |
| Bad Animated Movies | Rover Dangerfield (1991) | Leo the Lion (2005) | |
| π Psychotronic Family Films | Babe: Pig in the City (1998) | Robot in the Family (1994) | |
| π½ Alien Abduction films | Bird's Eye View (2009) | Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County (1998) |
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| π LSD week | The Tingler (1959) | I Drink Your Blood (1970) or The Big Cube (1969) or Acid is Groovy Kill the Pigs (1993) |
The Tingler is great, other film is a bit harder. I Drink Your Blood maybe too extreme, The Big Cube maybe too dull? Acid is Groovy is pure amataur scuzz. Letterboxd list of options here, including this midroll. |
π½οΈποΈ Other films
- Shake Rattle & Roll (1984) - Filipino horror anothology
- Hercules Returns
- The galaxy invader 1985
- Wicked World - from things director/producer
- Anything Rudy ray moore did
- Dick Turpin 2 (very exclusive, made by weird man, trailer)
- Ssssssss (snake)
- Some other Godfrey Ho ninja film (the Protector?)
- Two of a Kind (vcinema all-stars John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John)
- BIGFOOT VS DB COOPER ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
- Uninvited
- Robot in the Family
- Crazy Fat Ethel 2 (gimme those pretzels granny)
- Double dragon
- No Orchids for Miss Blandish (1948)
- Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo (has ice-t in)
- Flesh Eating Mothers
- Japanese Cube Remake
- More Wakaliwood films - Crazy World
- Sniper Special Ops
- Killing American Style (Samurai Cop directory, βRobert Zβdar sex sceneβ ooh err)
- The Toxic Avenger
- Partners (2009)
- Eli Roth movies?? (Green inferno, cabin fever?) Donβt know how funny theyβd be tbh
- Magicians (mitchell and webb + plus writers of peep show, but not very good. Might just be really boring)
- Saw: The final chapter (You and your friends are racists)
- Soldier (1989) (xavi suggestion, "the original blade runner sequel")
- Shakma (1990) (little monkey fella popped out)
- Death Race 3: Inferno (2013)
- Delicatessen (1991) (not bad, but it is weird and also foreign)
- HorrorTales.666 (2003) (very funny cover, very hard to find. Might be porn?)
- Splatter Farm (1987) (quite hard to find)
- 666 (Beware the End Is at Hand) (2007) (nigerian, probably needs a prescreening first)
- The Gene Generation (2007)
- Goodbye, 20th Century (1998) (edgy santa, hits Repulic of Macedonia)
- Chaku Master (1974) (another brucespolitation film, this time with bruce ly. yiannis and markus swear by this, and alex had to buy it on dvd twice to get a copy so we are watching it)
- Films with Familiar Names 2:
- More 3d films
- Typically requires a 3D Blu-ray release that is accessible as an ISO or pre-ripped side-by-side version that can then be converted to anaglyph. See Tech.
- A*P*E (1976)
- Comin' at Ya (1981)
- Halloween III (1982)
- Amityville 3D (1983)
- Plastigrams (1920s tech demos)
- Basket Case (1982) (whats in the basket?)
- Laserblast (1978) (laserblaaaast)
- Blackbird (2022) (hyped new bad film, see here and here)
- Ultra Warrior (1990) (the ultimate in cut-and-paste films. article from the film's editor here, featured in this BOTW episode)
- El Mariachi (1992) (mexican, first film from vcinema favourite Robert Rodriguez, very low budget but apparently very good)
- Plaga zombie (1997) or Plaga zombie: Zona mutante (2001) (Argentinian, reviews seem very split, some like the first better some like the sequel better)
- Forbidden Power (2018) (described as very breen-like, the directory wrote an insane essay on the making of it)
- Ninja Busters (1984) (same director as Forbidden Power, reviews well)
- The Lost Empire (1984) (same director as Chopping Mall, amazing trailer, golden bat nemesis, cheap gladiator combat, everything??)
- When Evil Calls (2006) (2006 wish upon, released as a miniseries but total runtime is 74 mins)
- The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974) (simon suggestion)
- An Unattached Unit (1993) (another north korean film)
midroll
- Films from the British Council film archive (as seen in EMFcamp talk):
- BFI Archive Collection
πΌπΆ musicals
- Rent (Is it bad or just aggrivating I honestly have no clue)
- Schlock (debut of John Landis (blues brothers, kentucky fried movie), precisely one list on Letterboxd claims this is a musical and nobody else does)
- Meet the Feebles (1989) Since the last Peter Jackson film went down well
- Dear Evan Hansen (2021) (might be a bit long and a bit just bad? but it's caused quite the stir)
The following are recommended by alexβs sister
- The Last Five Years (good? Memento but with anna kendrick)
- Hair (60s - made to be controversial and has no plot on stage, film backports a plot)
- Across the Universe (beatles, itβs good, then they do lsd and itβs no longer good)
πΊ tv shows
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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998) (red dwarf-themed parody of Can't Cook Won't Cook)
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Childrens TV/Gameshows - Trapped, Raven ect.
ππΌοΈ kino
- Pink Flamingos
- The Holy Mountain
π Christmas
- A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
- This Letterboxd list has a load of Christmas-horror films for December
- Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
ποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈποΈ
- Any fucking dog movie
- Baby's Day Out
- Shrek Retold
- Sharknado
- Star Wars Holiday Special
- Gingerweed Man